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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Thursday the 27th of August.

How lovely.

And the attention-seeking beckhams, if only they worked for a living, gets a sloppy kiss from his pet.

Because it's International Dog Day.

Don't make me say it.

And so here he is, clad in his tweed, Baker Boy cap,

because it covers up the embarrassing hair.

The former footballer was there,

and then there was Romeo and his girlfriend called Mia.

And it's so lovely, isn't it?

You just hope one day somebody's going to go,

do you know, if I see another bloody picture of the Beckham's,

I'm going to never buy a paper ever again.

You know, that'd be a lovely day, wouldn't it?

Oh, look, Jacqueline Josser out on the town.

Wearing, well, she's wearing actually, but she went, where does it say she went to?

I always like to have a quick look. Oh, she had a slap-up meal at me, London Hotel's STK restaurant.

I've never even heard of it.

Never even heard of it. Not a clue. Not a clue, but the actress sort of was with sort of a friend who was also dressed fairly badly.

People do that, don't know, they sort of go out, once one of them

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