Luke Almost Dies and Fat Betty
Catching Foxes
Luke and Gomer
4.7 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2018
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Death is here. It comes for us all. Luke, a post-stroke human person who cannot ride roller coasters or lift weights due to his stroke, was in two car accidents, saw a drugged-out neighbor, and then had to rush to the emergency room because he thought was about to die from a stroke-related problem.
He didn't die.
And while I am a little upset that he didn't take one for the team, I'm still happy he's alive.
Really just so he could introduce me to the "Fat Betty" song.
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| 0:00.0 | Luke Carey is the worst. |
| 0:02.1 | I don't even know why we're friends. |
| 0:05.0 | He pays me money, not prostitution, but to talk to him and love of him. |
| 0:15.6 | Luke is an asshole. |
| 0:20.4 | Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm Hi everyone |
| 0:27.6 | Welcome to Catch the Boxes. |
| 0:29.6 | I'm your host Luke. |
| 0:30.9 | With me as always is our other host, |
| 0:32.7 | our other host, Gomer. |
| 0:34.2 | Say how to the kids, Gomer. |
| 0:35.5 | Hello, children. |
| 0:38.9 | Is that weird? Everything you believe is a lie. |
| 0:41.3 | There is no reality. |
| 0:44.0 | Nileism is the only |
| 0:45.1 | path to truth, but what is truth in a |
| 0:47.3 | world of nihilism? |
| 0:50.8 | Oh, man, we don't consider the big |
| 0:52.7 | questions. Jordan Peterson thinks that's going to be our downfall. |
| 0:56.8 | Or we trivialize things that we shouldn't trivialize. |
| 1:01.8 | One might even say we absolutize the relative and relativize the absolute. |
| 1:05.6 | Am I right? |
| 1:06.2 | High five. |
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