Previously on Thomas in the Bible, Jesus tells his followers to give all their money to the poor,

advice Christians seemingly ignore.

He goes up a mountain and talks to himself all night.

I mean, he prays to God.

He performed some exorcisms because people didn't understand how mental illness worked in those days.

He raises a kid from the dead and later gets adoration from a woman who is thought to be a prostitute at the Pharisee's house.

He's never properly explained what she was doing there in the first place, but I'm sure we can all take a wild guess, with it's almost your count of zero.

You will take that back, sir. I will not have people believing that I didn't yawn during a show. It is not possible.

That's not true.

That's impossible.

All right, fine.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Just the one time.

But I promise I'm always really bored when we...

Despite my best efforts, despite my intentions and the fact that I'm always really bored,

I guess I didn't yawn last show, which is a huge oversight. The episode must have been

abnormally listenable, abnormally able to be listened to. So I apologize for that.

It's something I don't want to see happen.

It's not, I don't want to make it a habit.

I'm incredibly sorry.

Look, mistakes were made.

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