Now entering nerdist.com

You may breathe, you may breathe, you may breathe

Oh yeah, you may breathe, you may breathe

Yes, you may breathe, you may breathe

You made it weird, with me at home

You may breathe, yes, you may breathe

What's happening, Weirdos? What a wonderful episode with my friend Luca Jones, the hilarious and talented Luca Jones

Was that like short-round? I didn't mean it to be

Is that his name? Short-round? The guy from Indiana

Anyway, people tell me that they appreciate these interests being short

So this is going to be the shortest one ever

We only have one tour date and that's going to be August 27th here in Los Angeles at Largo

You can also get my CD nice try the devil, that's on Comedy Central

I think you can get it for five bucks which is pretty short

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