Hello and welcome to the TIFO football podcast. I'm Joe Devine and I'm joined in studio by

J.J. Bull the Bullard. Hello. Hello. As we've established, if you're watching this video rather

than a video podcast, good start. Good start. Basically, I can't make the mic work properly so I have to

look over here like I'm Simon Neil and Biffie Clyro on his side stage mic. Yeah, for audio listeners, JJ's looking away from me when he speaks, which to clarify, I actually prefer. But also, ah, good, gooden tag here, staff, blah. Ve gauge too. Gates is good, headwine. How are you? I'm good, but I'm delighted to hear that your gates are good, because it's going to be a big episode today, lots to get through. As people watching the video will see, I've got an iPad and a phone, because I've come back from holiday and forgotten to bring my computers at work, which is not ideal, because I do need that. So, you know, we're going to get through anyway,

nothing to worry about. And of course, my computer isn't required for us to discuss Newcastle

and Arsenal. We can't discuss that because it's happening this evening. Maybe I do need my computer.

Liverpool Chelsea occurred at the FA Cup final. Penalties, very exciting. We'll be talking

a bit about the Bundesliga Tottenham beating

Burnley, Everton with two red cards. I missed that one, but I'm curious to hear about it. And also,

I watched a little bit of the AC Milan game yesterday, the Skudetto, not the Skidetto, the, oh, good Lord,

two weeks on holiday.

Seria is really heating up ahead of the final week as what I'm saying. I assume Into Milan won their game. I don't know. But we'll find out as the podcast goes. If you want to find things out before you talk publicly about them, what you should do is visit theathletic.com forward slash Tifo. Theathletic.com forward slash Tifo. Because if you think I sound like an idiot now, you're listening to this podcast and thinking, who is this guy? How did he get there? I don't ever, ever, ever want to be like that guy. Then you should be reading the athletic. And that's the only thing you need to do to not be as bad at this as I am.

Anyway, that's theathletic.com forward slash Tifo.

But for now, I will leave you in the warm hands

and the cool embrace of the season's end.

I'm going to... Liverpool nil, nil,

Nell Chelsea 6-5 on penalties.

This was quite an exciting one, wasn't it, James? Well, I say that. I watched

the last four penalties. The game was quite good. I enjoyed watching it. So it was a ding-dong

of a battle. Tell me as someone who didn't see any of it. What was exciting about it?

The football was good. The teams were very well matched.

Liverpool went at Chelsea from the very start. Chelsea didn't look very good for this. Well, not, they didn't look very good, but Liverpool looked better, basically for the start of it. And then I don't know exactly what changed at half time. I can't quite work out. And I know that is sort of my job to tell you what that is. It really is. but the second half

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