Ludwig | Cold Ones

Cold Ones

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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Between unhinged challenges, questionable drinks, and stories he probably regrets sharing, this episode goes off the rails fast. Expect memes, mayhem, and Ludwig trying to keep his dignity intact… unsuccessfully. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Think about cheese. Make your thoughts cheesier. Now add 100% chicken breast fillet, Chipoplae sauce and amadea cheese melt. And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's. Did we mention it's cheesy. Cheese. Availments at the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11 a.m. Price and participation may vary. Subjects availability. Hello!
0:22.1	Everyone, welcome to Cold Ones.
0:22.9	I'm your host, Chad.
0:23.8	Anything for views?
0:35.5	Yeah? Yeah, I'm joining me today as my mate. Hello. Shout out to our sponsors. Ah, that's... I play that daily. And cool shirts. Out of a Shirts of Z.com and use code. cold ones for 10% off.
0:38.6	Today's guest is a Californian jigglypuff main,
0:39.7	former Twitch streamer,
1:11.6	holds the record for most subscribers. I don't know, we'll do it one more time. Today's guest is a Californian main. Sorry. Today's guest is a man from California who makes sense. And a Twitch streamer. No, not a Twitch stream anymore, but he is pretty, I'm gay. He was a Twitch streamer. Now he's gay. Hang on almost done. He's most well known for his Sub-Athon on Twitch. It lasted 31 days. Now you'll find him over at YouTube where he makes gaming, commentary, reaction and, um, just variety content around. Yeah, he has a game show as well. Mogul moves. He doesn't, he's things. He's all the money. Muggle money. Hey, everyone welcome to Ludwig.
1:13.6	It is? Oh.
1:15.6	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What's he?
1:19.6	Oh my god, fucking hell.
1:22.6	What? I'm sort of the nicest ass on the world.
1:25.6	They run Ludwig! Welcome, man, welcome. Logwig. Ludwig. Hey, cheers, VeeB Longneck for the boys. Literally not a longneck. But I've never had one before. Cheers. This is fucking disgusting. Cheers. Cheers nice. That's delicious! Yep. Smells like my dad. Mmm. How does that compare to American beer? It's more bitter.
1:44.3	Put some skin on your teeth, though, you know?
1:46.0	We say it puts some hair on your chest. Well, I have no hair on my chest. Really? Show me now. Do you shave it? No. Really? I grew one hair. What about the snail trail at the bottom there? You only grow hair there? That's bullshit. Is that what you had your appendix out?
1:58.9	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:59.5	I have a scar here, too.
2:00.7	How do you know about that?
2:01.5	I know about that.
2:02.2	But I also had my appendix out.
2:03.5	So I was like, man, I feel...
2:04.5	You had a pen to... hair there, that's bullshit. Is that where you had your appendix out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a scar here too. How do you know about that?
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