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There exists a dark organization who research nightmarish creatures, objects, and entities.

For decades, they've been using you, the unsuspecting public, as test subjects.

They are known as Redwood Bureau.

My name is Agent Conroy, and I used to work for them.

But now I'm on the run, and I'm leaking at highly classified reports,

because I believe you have a right to know.

When you no longer hear my broadcasts,

it means they've found me.

Redwood Bureau Report 0589, LUDIS In the late 1980s to the early 1990s, the home video game console began to gain traction in households throughout the world.

Millions of consoles reach the homes of children and adults alike, and with this invasion of entertainment, was also the invasion of influence.

The Woodward Bureau studied the home console gaming room with great interest, even going as far as attempting to create their own console for the masses.

This attempt was not successful, however. The Bureau developed a home console that became known as the Nightbox.

While it quickly sold out from stores, the audience reception proved the product was less than desirable. Experimentation was not executed correctly in the trial groups.

The attempted influence was not successful by any measurable metric,

and the games published that the console did not reach any favorable market.

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