Oh hello there and happy holidays!

If you're like me or mailbox and inbox are beginning to fill with the obligatory year

and updates from family and friends.

Exotic vacations, fulfilling careers, the accomplishments of so many perfect children.

Ah, it is the season!

And so you've sent us some of your favourite holiday newsletters so that we might have some

festive fun.

And so the seasons and locations have been changed of course.

Because if there's one thing I've learned in all my years, it's that there's always

room to read between the lines.

And chances are, it's a wonderful lie.

Hello everyone, I'm Ashley Flowers.

Woohoo, I'm Holly Lorette.

Hey, hey, hey, I'm Greg Pes.

I wanted to catch phrase and I can't really pick a one.

I don't like that one.

It's turned into fat Albert.

I know.

I've voted no.

You guys, it's our last episode this year.

It came and went so fast.

I know.

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