Lucky Charms Gave Me Man Boobs

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🗓️ 7 November 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

2+ hours of unhinged truth bombs with Opie, Ron the Waiter & first-time guest Tony P. From a mid-show dog-shit emergency to RFK Jr. sprinting from the Oval Office, nothing is off-limits.

THE RUNDOWN

Dog drops a deuce → Tony P vanishes for cleanup
U.S. bread, milk & Skittles banned in Europe (yoga-mat chemical, pus, titanium dioxide)
Breakfast cereal → ADHD epidemic; Tony P: “Lucky Charms gave me B-cups”
Chicken so fake it needs artificial chicken flavor in labs
Hormones in poultry → girls hit puberty 5 years early
3D-printed burgers, Bill Gates’ lab meat banned overseas
Oreos that survive blowtorches; McDonald’s burgers that never rot
Farm salmon swimming in penicillin & mercury
Epic NYC bagel orders: everything toasted, capers pressed, lox thick
Kids can’t strike matches but 3D-print fidgets
Tony P to Trump in Atlantic City: “Go f*ck yourself, give me my money”
RFK Jr. bolts when guy collapses near Trump (“two uncles down, any commotion = exit”)

Transcript

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0:00.0	Uh-oh, and here we go.
0:05.0	Good morning, everybody.
0:07.0	Morning.
0:08.0	Oh, I got these two knuckleheads with me this morning.
0:12.0	I am live at the ocean.
0:14.0	I drove all night.
0:15.0	And, you know, Ron, a lot of people, they're confused.
0:18.0	They think I hate you and this and that. No, I turn this on just so I can hang out with you and Tony P.
0:25.8	And then I'm going right back to bed.
0:27.5	I only had four and a half hour of sleep.
0:29.4	We left at like 10.30 at night last night to come out here for the weekend because the kids have off today.
0:35.3	So here we are.
0:37.2	Why is there no school
0:39.1	today? Uh, teacher conference crap or something. Dude, they have so many days off. I don't even
0:46.8	know why sometimes, but I think we have to talk to some teachers today. It's one of those things.
0:51.2	Yeah, but you go to a private school. Yeah. And they and they get a lot of extra days off. And I, because I don't do a nine to five job, I don't complain because every time they have a Friday off or a Monday off, I'm like, pack the car, bitches, we're going to the ocean! So your kids go to an exclusive private school on the Upper West Side.
1:11.2	I have a feeling Mondani's going to have some thoughts about that elitist, rich education.
1:19.5	The education is for the people, open, not just for people like you.
1:23.2	Well, let me tell you what's going to take care of that.
1:25.3	Yeah, let me tell you what's going to happen there, Ron.
1:28.2	I'm getting a U-Haul.
1:29.6	I called the U-Haul company. They said you could get a U-Haul sometime in January. I'm on a waiting list, and I'm going to fucking pack that U-Haul, and I'm going to get the hell out of New York City because I can't handle that. we have a Muslim mayor.
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