Welcome back to the Basement Yard. It is Monday, July 25th. I am by myself. I have no guess. I'm sorry.

All right, just this dickhead. You're gonna have to deal. I'm sorry. Okay?

Before we start, I just want to make you aware if you're not aware already. I am doing a live podcast.

So this the Basement Yard is going to be live. It's gonna be a live show at a comedy club in Manhattan called Caroline's.

So if you want to come, it's on August 17th. There was a show at 7pm. It's sold out. So we have another show at 930. I think, yeah, I believe it's 9 or 930.

And yeah, you could come hang out. I'm gonna do the podcast on stage and then afterwards I'll just like hang out and just get fucking drunk or some shit.

I don't know. It's a fucking Wednesday. So you know, it's gonna be a disaster. Everyone's gonna throw up the next day at work.

Anyway, if you want to come, you can go to Caroline's dot com slash comedian slash Joe dash Santa Gato. Okay?

Caroline's C-A-R-O-L-I-N-E-S dot com slash comedian slash Joe dash Santa Gato. Okay?

So if you want to get tickets to that, come hang out. By the way, I had to look up like dash. Like you know what a dash is.

Obviously, you know what I mean? And I thought I knew. And I wasn't sure. So I Googled dash to make sure that this thing was called a dash.

The little line. I was like, let me just make sure I don't want to fuck this up. So I typed in dash. I didn't know what like, I don't know what I was expecting to find. I just wrote dash into Google.

And was, you know, I thought a picture of the dash would come up. How fucking dumb? I was getting fucking Kim Kardashian's stupid fucking store popping up.

Like, oh, you want to go shopping at dash? No. Just I'm a fucking idiot. I want to know if this thing's a dash or like a hyphen or some fucking, I don't know, whatever.

But anyway, yeah, come to the show, you know, come see how fat I got because that, uh, that happened.

I haven't been to the gym in forever. I was in phenomenal shape. It was really strong before I went to Vegas. You all know this if you're, you know, a faithful listener.

But I went to Vegas, destroyed my body, lost six pounds, drank barely eight. That was fun. Then I can't, I come home and I'm like, you know what?

I'm just going to take the week off because like I need to just, you know, eat a banana and like drink some fucking smoothies or something and get some energy in my body.

So then I was like, I'll just go next Monday. I'll take a week off, whatever. Then that Sunday, I had a football game, spread my ankle.

Now I'm all fucked up. Now I can't go to the gym for weeks, right? And I think I've said this, but whatever. Then I uploaded, I uploaded a vlog recently on my vlog channel YouTube.com slash extra Joe videos.

Look at me just plugging away today. Piece of shit. Plugging away. Anyway. So I put up a video recently where I, in the beginning of the video, I'm like, oh, today's the first day. I'm heading back to the gym.

And I went to the gym and I actually had a good workout and I haven't been back since. You know why? Because I've been hurt or that's what I tell people. I'm fucking lazy and I can't get into a rhythm anymore.

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