Lucas Bros
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes
4.4 • 8.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2017
⏱️ 161 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now entering nerdist.com |
| 0:05.0 | You make weird, you make weird, you make weird, you make weird, you make weird, you make weird |
| 0:18.0 | with beat homes. |
| 0:20.0 | What's happening, we're not sitting here with Sweet Lady Bee and Brent James Sullivan. |
| 0:27.0 | And you guys are gabbing on the couch. |
| 0:32.0 | It came home and y'all are gabbing on the couch ordering arbys. |
| 0:36.0 | We're just blabbing and boring to each other in the couch. |
| 0:39.0 | We just task-rabbit it arbys. |
| 0:41.0 | And that's right. |
| 0:42.0 | And we're... |
| 0:43.0 | What are you getting from arbys? |
| 0:45.0 | I'm getting curly fries and lots of realistics, vegetarian motherfuckers. |
| 0:50.0 | I was just curious. |
| 0:52.0 | I got a roast beef max, some jalapeno bites, a bit of side of chin. |
| 0:56.0 | Okay. |
| 0:57.0 | Arbys is not a sponsor of the podcast. |
| 1:00.0 | In fact, I am decidedly anti-arbitist, but I hope you really love the diarrhea. |
| 1:07.0 | Well, it's a part of my life. |
| 1:10.0 | That's true. |
| 1:11.0 | You might as well enjoy what you're eating. |
| 1:13.0 | I know, I know, so I just have to... |
| 1:15.0 | I've learned to embrace it. |
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