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Yeah, you don't watch the news.

I don't watch the news.

The other night, I guess, DiBlasio was on Hannity Show.

Oh, yeah.

And I messages from about five or six people within the first 10 minutes saying,

oh, De Blasio said New Yorkers don't need guns because they have the police to protect them.

So, of course, after he said that, my phone starts going off. And I'm like, boy, where have I heard

something like this before? Well, that statement pairs so well with your story, and he refused to say that New Yorkers can protect themselves, that they have the right to protect themselves.

They don't.

No.

And...

Have the right to protect themselves here.

Right.

I mean, we have a right to protect ourselves, but not with a gun, I guess. But, you know, you could use your hands or a straw or a water gun maybe as long as it's not painted like a regular gun.

Well, that will get you in a lot of trouble. That's true. Well, maybe if you use like, remember the fluorescent orange ones when we were kids? That's okay.

Yeah, I think those are okay. As long as they're a fluorescent color i think you're okay but it does make sense that those would be painted that way i understand it but it ruins a water gun doesn't it

oh you would think so i would think it would ruin the flow a little bit especially if it seeps into

the uh chamber there yeah no but i mean if you painted it black right wouldn't that be great

to have like if they made water guns look just like regular guns?

I mean, because the idea of a water gun, the whole trick and funniness of it is like, look, it's a gun.

Look, you're just wet.

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