This is actually marijuana that takes you through the looking glass.

You do K2. It's so weaponized. You actually go back to college and get your life together.

From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reasonable end.

Need the industrial-sized bag of Doritos for this bad boy.

It's Williamsburg, and he can have it.

Saturday night, 11.20 p.m., a woman was walking in the unicycle district when the suspect

ran up to her, grabbed her around the neck, and began to fondle her genitals.

Really more of a third date move.

The suspect then stated to the woman, yet he was going to have sex with her.

Terrible thing to say. You lose the element of

surprise. Maybe he doesn't mean it in a rapy way. Maybe he's just one of these affirmative consent.

Yes means yes, people. The victim pleaded with the suspect and offered him money not to harm her.

Two went to a nearby ATM, where the victim withdrew $20 and gave it to the suspect

who then fled the scene. That's got to be the best 20 bucks she's ever spent. But this is what I like to see.

No one has to get hurt. Two people can work together to find a solution that works for everybody.

Although if your buyout is only $20, I have to question your commitment to this rape.

The victim spent money to not have sex.

It's like the opposite of prostitution.

The police should take it easy on her, though.

I don't think she meant any harm.

The victim refused medical attention at the scene.

Yeah. You're refusing medical attention. That'll be another $20.

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