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Cadillac Jack - My Second Act

Low energy. High T.

Cadillac Jack - My Second Act

Hans Appen

News, Music, Music Commentary, Entertainment News

2.4530 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

It's time for a 'kitchen sink' episode of Cadillac Jack: My Second Act podcast. Er, I mean a 'kitchen table' show.

Cadillac and Donna Jack head to the home office for a quick session. Why, you ask? Well the house is under attack and Junior-Senior Wars is underway. The audio quality is not our best but by now we know we'll all support eachother no matter what. Unless you smack gushers into the microphone. In which case there will be an unpleasant and foul easter egg left in next week's episode. Don't call us.

If you're listening on upload day then Taylor Swift is in Tampa this weekend for her Eros tour. We preview the concerts no one is going to and talk about the benefits of keeping relationships on the down low. How much time do we have?

So grab a snack and join us at the table. Then give us a ring and smack into the phone. 7704646024.

Transcript

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0:00.0

It was a 357 by my count.

0:02.5

Plikos in 3-2.

0:12.5

My name is Cadillac Jack.

0:13.9

I joined Atlanta Radio when I was 19 years old, put in a loyal 26 years.

0:17.4

Welcome to my second act.

0:19.1

It's a podcast where we discuss things you're already talking about with family and friends. Our conversations include current events and pop culture, headlines in the news, trends, social media, and endearing, revealing stories about marriage, parenting, and personal growth. Welcome to Cadillac Jack, My Second Act. My Second Act. My name's Don, and I'm Katty's wife. Okay, I was going to talk about the fact that when I was at Disney recently on spring break, that there are these egrids, which are like big white birds that kind of like a pelican, and they hang out like up in the trees at night. During the day, they're like in the water because they're like a bird. And I have pictures that you can like put into um do we still do a newsletter yeah of course okay okay um so we can put into the newsletter

0:59.1

but so i had gotten dressed and we were going to dinner and we were walking and all of a sudden

1:06.0

the girls looked up and you could hear them going up in the trees and you get shit in your head

1:11.7

six of them shit all over me yeah can we even say that word yeah we can't it's podcast oh my god it was

1:17.8

horrible horrible and the girls are trying to tell me like we could just wipe it off like with the

1:22.5

paper towel or something and go to dinner i remember grammy the one time we went to Disney World, she saved. A public school teacher didn't make much at all. We said, had a lot of sacrifices we were growing up. She saved for years to take, what's my sister's name? Julie. Julie and I, too, to Disney World. And we were walking by the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in that area. Maybe it wasn't then back then. Maybe wasn't that ride. But near whether to do the presidential hall of bears or something or the country and a bird's shit in Grammy's hair. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. We left. We had to leave. Okay. We were talking about another with Will. We were talking about another Grammy incident at Disney World

2:01.2

at studios in the van yep oh what's that one uh when he announced to the entire world about

2:10.1

he created a song about Grammy's teeth granny has brown teeth I remember that no here's out went

2:15.2

there were six of us in the van and out of nowhere.

2:17.8

He's like four years old.

2:18.9

Out of nowhere.

2:33.0

Two of these people we don't even know, they work for Disney. And he just starts singing the song. Grammy doesn't brush your teeth. Grammy's teeth are brown. I mean, you can just imagine how this went over. And I'm like, okay, Will, let's don't do that. No, it's, he's like, no, it's funny.

2:34.5

Grammy doesn't brush your teeth.

2:35.9

Grammy's teeth are brown.

3:41.1

Like, how did he even come up with that and create it? Okay, I wasn't going to talk about the egrets or Grammy's teeth. What I was going to talk about is this junior, senior war thing that's going on. So Charlotte is a junior in high school. She's our youngest, our last one. this junior senior thing, I don't know if every school does it or only certain schools do it. It's out of control. But we all are 23-year-old son. It happened when he was a senior. Olivia, who's a freshman at UT, Knoxville, it happened when she was a senior. Actually, they had a game called Assassin, where you had to like like, come and take people out, which is also going on. In tandem, I have kids working in my store that are going out in, like, Groucho Mark disguises because they can't get, like, killed in this assassin game. It's insanity. But I've been told we're going to get hit tonight. So I am on high alert. Who delivered that information? Charlotte told me. What's the source? Some kind of greet me that all these kids have. And this child represents what club or school or sport? He plays on the football team and he needs some more points and he's coming for us. And I said, let me tell you something. If he touches my new shrubbery, like I'm like Grammy now with her monkey grass, I'm like, if he touches any of that. What happens? I'm coming out with a bow and arrow. I've got a bow and arrow when Olivia was convinced, she was going to be catniss from like the hunger games, but one arrow. It's a shaky arrow and bow. But I practiced out in the backyard today and almost took Roscoe out and I'm going to take this kid out. If this is your kid, I'm not going to name names, he's going down.

3:58.8

I'm going to shoot an arrow out. If this is your kid, I'm not going to name names, he's going down.

4:05.8

I'm going to shoot an arrow into his ass because I've heard he's going to not only TPS, which I'm fine,

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