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The Toast

Low Bar For Comedy: Thursday, September 21st, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

  1. Whoopi Goldberg Defends Hasan Minhaj’s Right To Embellish Stand-Up Stories (Variety) (29:53)
  2. Britney Spears’ Handlers Keeping Her From ’60 Minutes’ For Book Promo After Wild Instagram Posts (Page Six) (37:27)
  3. Britney Spears’ 2002 Movies ‘Crossroads’ Set For October Rerelease in Theaters (THR) (49:04)
  4. Oprah Winfrey Says She Wrestled With Thoughts on Ozempic, Wegovy (People) (54:57)
  5. ‘Instagram Famous’ Model In Plane Meltdown Says She Left To Void Knocking Seatmate ‘The F—k Out’ (Page Six) (1:01:30)


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) 

The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry

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Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials, welcome back to the toast and happy, oh my

0:06.2

Thursday we made it to like almost the end of the week. Congratulations

0:09.2

everyone. We are celebrating with one of my favorite people in the world. It's

0:14.0

Taylor's tracker. Hang on. Hey. Oh, thank you. I went right from the

0:20.4

nostril. I'm the only one allowed to sing on the show. That's a lie. I've

0:25.0

watched Ben sing. It bothers me. I watched Jackie sing. Jackie's not threatening

0:29.3

her voice is horrible. You actually have a good voice. Therefore, like you're

0:32.3

coming for my brand. Fun fact about Taylor's tracker. She is like an incredible

0:37.6

singing voice. We talked about last month's on about my how ashamed I was of

0:42.5

my performance and I told everybody that you go to my patreon and see it. Watch

0:46.2

it. Our duets on there. Oh God. I can I can't whatever watch my really good

0:51.0

performances. We should do duets together. You like have such a good singing voice

0:54.4

and I feel like for the first many years of being your friend. Yes. I um I

0:59.2

didn't know that about you. It's secret. Are you like embarrassed? It is when I

1:02.8

was younger. I I was Annie. You rock. Annie. I had to cut my hair and diet was

1:10.2

on fire. Red community theater or where in school. It was like a local

1:15.2

production community. Community community. Community theater. Daddy Warbucks was

1:20.0

17. I was 12. I had braces. They were raging. Oh, but like I honestly

1:25.9

actually look really good with red hair and maybe I should consider. But you

1:28.6

really committed to the world. Why don't you just put on a wig? I did. I kept

1:31.3

itching. So you shaved and died your hair. Well I cut it here and then I tried to

1:37.3

curl and they were like the curls and I was like it's I'm not cutting my hair.

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