Lovett or Leave It Presents: Thanksgiving Leftovers!

Lovett or Leave It

News, Comedy

4.7 • 25.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2022

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Lovett is currently asleep under a big pile of coats on the guest bed, but we here at Lovett or Leave It have prepared you a sumptuous feast of favorite segments, hand-selected by all the non-Lovett members of the LOLI universe. Join producers Brian Semel and Kendra James, associate producer Malcolm Whitfield, head writer Halle Kiefer, managing video producer Narineh Melkonian, and producer/editor Zuri Irvin as they share moments from this year’s Pride Show, our tour in Pennsylvania, and more. Don’t worry, we’ll carry Lovett to the car and make sure he’s home in time for next week’s show. Have a great Thanksgiving, everybody!

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0:00.0	The cricket store just launched a bunch of new merch inspired by your favorite cricket media podcast reminding you to unplug, reconnect and get festive.
0:06.5	Let's get festive.
0:07.5	Some of the new items include a nox, safe American mug.
0:10.8	You listen, you volunteer, you need a mug, get the log off ornament inspired by offline.
0:17.3	The show where John lies to his listeners.
0:20.4	I'm sorry, I didn't know you were talking about it, I was looking on my phone.
0:23.4	He literally was.
0:24.3	I'll, yes, I think everybody should do whatever John says in offline. The second he stops checking his phone at the fucking urinal.
0:31.4	You can't get off your phone for those 30 seconds.
0:33.7	No, it was boring.
0:36.1	Get 4p.
0:37.1	Oh my god, what else am I supposed to do?
0:39.7	This ornament shows a snoozing doodle lying next to a burning log, which also has a burning smartphone on it.
0:44.9	It's a great ornament. Everybody will like it. Get it.
0:47.3	If you're not, you know, in that Jewish.
0:48.8	Cheezin's greetings, Krunek has a shredder on it, but it's like a snow globe. It's good. Every order from the cookets store.
0:55.6	It's really good stuff. Really stepped it up. Really stepped it up. The ornament's great.
0:59.3	Every order from the cookets store will support VOTE, America's every last vote fund to make sure your voice can be heard in the face of voter suppression.
1:05.9	And hit you crooked dot com slash store to check out the new arrivals now.
1:19.7	Welcome to Love It or Leave It Grateful or Else, God will God will audition.
1:23.5	Yes, it is Thanksgiving a sacred time when people pretend to have stronger opinions and they really do about science and desserts.
1:29.2	But want to know who has legitimately strong opinions?
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