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Lovett or Leave It

Lovett or Brexit

Lovett or Leave It

Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.725.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2018

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Trump rejects a bipartisan immigration deal and has all of us saying “shithole” over and over again. Hawaii is hit with a false alarm. And royals have some racist brooches. Live from London, Trump may not have felt welcome here but we sure did! Stephen Merchant, Shaista Aziz, and Nish Kumar join Jon at Cadogan Hall to kick off the first Lovett or Leave It of 2018. What a week.

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0:00.0

How's everybody doing?

0:21.7

Oh, okay. That's the right level. Look at all these friends of the pod. I like that guy.

0:45.6

He's going to be behind me during the show, but he's very enthusiastic. So nice to be here.

0:55.4

I've already learned so much about your city of London. The clock is not big, Ben.

1:07.5

Ben is the bell inside the clock. You have a queen and yet you're serious people.

1:18.8

You're a serious country, but you have a queen. Ridiculous. I would like to know.

1:26.3

So, first of all, how many people here are Americans?

1:28.2

So good to see you. Do me a favor. This is not in our nature. I want you to not participate

1:38.4

in what I'm about to do because I know how we feel about queens and kings. We say, no, thank you.

1:47.6

We prefer oligarchy.

1:49.1

So, how many people here are from the UK?

2:01.2

And how many of you think having a queen is great? How many of you think it's great for tourism?

2:11.6

How many of you think off with their heads?

2:13.3

How about we kick them out of those castles and sell them off for the people?

2:23.1

So, before we get to the show, Love and Relief is going on tour. Later this month we're

2:26.8

heading to Portland, Seattle, and Oakland. There are still some tickets for Portland and Seattle.

2:32.0

Also, Miami is not selling well. Everywhere else, it's like you can't get a seat.

2:36.4

But down in Miami, I don't know what they're doing down there.

2:38.7

We have a great show. Love and Relief at season two.

2:45.6

Very excited to kick it off here in London. We have Nigel Farage, Stormy Daniels,

2:53.6

and actually a Lord, Lord Buckethead.

3:01.7

I don't know what it is about this Lord Buckethead thing.

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