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🗓️ 20 October 2022
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Andrew, Evan, and nearly genetically identical guest Michael, discuss a dimension of our multiverse in which Bill Withers became a billionaire by having all his songs recorded by Aretha Franklin and Michael Jackson instead of singing them himself. But then they come to the immediate conclusion that that alternate universe is an entirely worse place for it, because we don’t have the privilege of hearing Bill Withers’ beautiful everyman voice, and also being a billionaire doesn’t even make Bill happy. The brothers compete to see which one of them is closest to breaking the current world record for singing the longest note, argue about how out of tune ‘Lovely Day’ is, and after Michael surprises our hosts with a surprise bonus Punch Up, laugh until they cry.
Guest: Michael Gregory.
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0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
0:06.4 | Many have said this is not very well cited on Wikipedia that when this song was released and perhaps still |
0:13.5 | So the longest note ever in a billboard hit in a billboard hit bill where there's did it. He sings the longest note |
0:20.6 | No, and you're gonna attempt to sing the same thing. Yeah, is longest note is the Guinness book in the room in the history of |
0:29.1 | Podcasts |
0:32.8 | Okay, yeah, there's no chromatic move though. It's just a lovely day. Oh, it's really no minute. Yeah, are you gonna sing? |
0:40.3 | Yeah, but don't stop don't start the timer till I hit the D of day. I have to sing the whole thing. You're right. Yeah |
0:49.5 | I breathe the ass. I'm so excited. It's very high stakes. It's definitely hoping |
0:53.8 | And after you're going through a time lovely day |
1:10.6 | You chickened out you left to get you left to get out of it. Oh |
1:16.5 | That's the timer going off. I know where near |
1:19.7 | You went for five seconds. Well |
1:27.7 | The thought that was going through my head the moon before I started laughing. Do you know what was? |
1:32.1 | Don't laugh. No, it was I've got this |
1:37.8 | This is like I'm basically there |
1:40.9 | This is like when you're in class and you're laughing at something that's not funny at all |
1:45.1 | But you're just laughing kind of because you're not supposed to exactly. I'm sitting in history class |
1:50.4 | I'm gonna get in so much trouble. Yeah, you got the church giggles. I think I could do it |
1:54.1 | But I cannot I cannot keep trying to sing in 18 second note for the rest of broadcast. We've got to move on move on to what? |
2:02.3 | What could be put could be more important than this we'll come back around to it would be more compelling |
2:06.8 | Let's set let's let's set the table. Let's talk about what we're gonna talk about |
2:10.9 | Let's talk about what even is this show what even are we doing what is this show? What the heck is this show? |
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