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🗓️ 21 June 2018
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, how you doing? Hey, where you been? Three girls talking about a lot of love and sin. And then someone sitting next to us, who that freaking man is who? |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, it's Kate. Welcome to Three Girls, one Keith, the podcast, where we podcast. I'm Amy Schumer. I'm Bridget Everett. I'm Rachel Pasta. |
| 0:27.0 | And I'm Keith Robinson. Oh, very laid back. We're doing this right now from my apartment on the Upper West Side, which is cool. I'm personally not wearing a bra and either is Keith. |
| 0:40.0 | So the reason we're doing a podcast is because we figured out that we could make money from doing it. But also we thought we'll get to hang out. |
| 0:51.0 | We get to know each other. Get to know each other, even though we are best friends. |
| 0:55.0 | I don't know Keith that well. I know that he's a handsome attractive. |
| 0:59.0 | That's not true. See, I can't see. Now you start. I like that. |
| 1:04.0 | See, since we have opener, not a closer. He is that amine. So, oh my God, really the goal of this podcast is to take Keith down. |
| 1:13.0 | Like just get him, wipe him right off the mat. I'll take myself down the worry. Yes, yes you will. I'm gonna be Keith's advocate, I think. |
| 1:20.0 | I think you are too. You're gonna be Keith's only advocate. What do you think you're excited to be here? What? Yeah, let's make some stakes. I'm down. Yeah, I'm not excited. |
| 1:31.0 | But I'm so glad. Oh, he now. No, you're not excited. Absolutely not. See, I don't believe you. I can feel a real joy coming from you. |
| 1:43.0 | You look great. You got a nice jacket on. Yeah, you look good. You look good. I'm dressing better for radio. |
| 1:49.0 | She feels we should be doing this in his water bed and filly. I knew you had a water bed. I don't have a water bed. I know you do. |
| 1:55.0 | You have to rely on the actual motion of the ocean. Guys, okay, what do you think? What about if we talk about love today? Yeah. Love. |
| 2:07.0 | I've been in love with men and said like I'm in love with you. And that saying you're in love gets confused with saying I love you. |
| 2:17.0 | Because I don't think I think you can be in love and not love the person. I've been in love with people. |
| 2:24.0 | And you're just infatuated with them and it's those feelings of like oh my god, I can think about as this person. I can't wait to see them again. |
| 2:31.0 | What I mentioned love then. What do you mean? In love. What's the difference between in love and love? |
| 2:39.0 | Well, love is I'm like I love you. Like I would. Yeah, I really love is real. |
| 2:47.0 | The love is not real. In love is a feeling that passes, I think usually. I mean, I think in love is temporary. What do you guys think? |
| 2:57.0 | Anybody that's really old and is just like we're so in love. Anybody that declares how they just are so actively in love. I'm like, yeah, nonsense. |
| 3:05.0 | I call it nonsense. Yeah, at the same time, it's not negative because I believe that what they what people have like when they're really together and care about each other is much more decent and deep. |
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