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The Power Trip After Party

Love You Harder - The Power Trip After Party

The Power Trip After Party

KFAN FM 100.3

Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2021

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0

It's the power trip after party presented by Michelov ultra organic seltzer. We're gonna laugh you though. Okay. Hey. Hey, you're right. It's the eighth day of February. It's 9 am 2021. We are brought to you by

0:12.5

Michelov ultra organic seltzer. Yeah. Yeah.

0:18.7

Hey, Carly's over there and Brian and Dan is over behind me and sauce stayed and over there's Cory cove as well. So we're all here. I think you when Charlie brought up the Mary fuck kill thing on the air. Yeah, these two did on the overtime program. Yeah, proud radio. Like in a weird way, like, Brian feels worse for announcing that she would marry sauce since us as a girlfriend, then killing me. She has more guilt for Kelly. Like she apologized. She apologized. Like, sorry, I killed you. Look, I don't

0:48.7

care. But then she's she's apologized like six times to sauce. I'm like, I hope Kelly's not mad at me. It's like, well, I'm the dead one. Yeah, but her family applauded her for killing you. And we all get, like, we all understand that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was just saying hock to these guys right when you were walking in. I think the fun part about the Mary fuck kill game with the power trip with ladies is I could make a legitimate argument for all three of us for all three. Yeah, absolutely. Why the three of us would be bad and bad? Why the three of us would be horrible?

1:18.7

Husbands and why the three of us deserve to die. Yeah, so that's why none of us really get offended is because I'm like, it doesn't matter which category get put in. I go, yeah, that makes sense. Like, it doesn't

1:29.0

if Brian has been like, I would definitely marry Corey. I'm like, yeah, it's a smart choice. It would be like, I would definitely sleep with Corey. Like, yeah, it's a smart choice. Or today, I would definitely kill

1:37.4

Corey. Yeah, make sense. I feel like go around. You need to go around and describe why they would all make sense about

1:43.8

about each of you. Yeah. Yeah. Why would you want to explain it? Why would I make a bad husband?

1:50.3

Track record. Oh my god. So far, Chris and I are bad in a hundred. Yeah. You're a horrible. I am for one. Oh my god.

2:02.4

Yeah. So good luck, Brian. All right. Smart choice. Yeah. You know, way to go. All right. Carly go. What's your turn? I already did it. No, you said you'd kill all three of us. That's cheating. Yeah, that's not changing. That's just fact. This is my reasoning behind the kill. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. We know your time on hockey. Yeah, there's no chance. I'm going to please you. Yeah. But I am going to work really hard. I can tell you that. I mean, if you told me, listen, the only way this is going to work out for me.

2:32.4

If you strap this thing on, I'm like, give it here. Yeah. Seriously. I mean, like, okay, cool. Give it here. If you say, uh, get bring your scuba gear, because you're going to be down there for a while. Okay. I thought you meant because you wanted to cosplay as a scuba diver. Like scuba Steve from Big. Bring it oxygen tape. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I'll do whatever takes and probably still fail you. Yeah. Yeah. Lisa. Lisa Anne had some great advice. Yeah. She sure did.

3:02.4

She only said what she only said what makes everybody else in this room happy. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. She just cheated. I knew that that was the question you're going to ask. And I was, I was weighed into hearing. She's like, no, it doesn't matter. Yes, it does. Of course it does. We all know it does. Of course it does. Yeah. And then, you know, if you're going to marry me, I'm going to love you. You know, you're never going to go to bed, like feeling like you're on love, but you're, you're money situations.

3:32.4

You're going to be terrible. Right. And, and again, back to the sixth thing, you're never going to be pleased sexually. Um, uh, so those, you know, those are, you're going to have to kill me. You're going to have to kill me. That's just sellers to it. So a marriage to you is all three. Yeah. Yeah. You get all three out. Okay, sauce. What's the cell? My cell. Yeah, I want to sell on all three. I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm extremely kind as my track record would show I put up with a lot of shit.

4:02.4

Um, I, yeah, I just, I will, uh, I think my sellers, I'll let you be you. That's my biggest selling point. I'm not going to, because that's the marriage. Uh, the, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, child making part. I'm terrible at the other part. I'm Hall of Fame. It's now in my sources. Your sources are fucking wrong. Jesus. I'm the whole of down. Because I'm so bad at the other part, but I'm Hall of Fame at the other part. So that's my selling hall of fame. Plus I drive a Tesla.

4:30.9

What a fun. What about? Okay, and then kill. Well, I mean, my giant fucking head, having children of mine would kill you. Uh, my bad, if my teeth fall out, you're going to be dating bat boy from the National Enquirer. Uh, I eat constantly. Uh, yeah. I got a lot of faults. I have a very small penis. Um, I've turned, uh, Lulu lemon joggers into um, skinny jeans. Uh, I wear a sweatshirt every day.

5:00.9

Hey, uh, yeah. I'm basically a 38 year old kid. But yeah, that's why you'd kill me. I talked to myself. Yeah. I feel like, uh, I feel like I'm saying, uh, simple. No would've done there.

5:14.0

Correct. Correct. Thank you. You had it a little too much there.

5:19.3

Of course. You're too long with it worked. Your turn. We've, um, the third, right at home. So I'll say this with a bedroom stuff. Because I'm the one that talks about it. The least of the three of us.

5:30.0

I am not into anything weird. And I'll say that proudly. Like, I think these two might scare me a little bit based on their internet searches. Um, I am not going to ask you to do anything that is even remotely fucking quote gross. And that's, I guess, all relative.

5:46.0

But, um, we got hockey. I can ask you either of you to shit on. See, I'm not sure you want to speak for yourself.

5:51.3

Yeah. Exactly.

5:53.8

Uh, fucking. I think with marriage, and I think my wife hates me about 90% of the time. But I think marriage, I'm tricky because I think if you get me, I think I'm super easy. But the wrong pair, I think I'd be a fucking nightmare.

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