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Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

Love Ya with Dylan Mulvaney

Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.34.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Actress and activist Dylan Mulvaney joins Chelsea in-studio to talk about first kisses, learning by doing, and the whirlwind year she’s had after coming out as trans.  Then: A formerly lonely kid struggles to keep up with all of her adult relationships. A twenty-something’s mother has kept his identity secret from her own husband. And an army officer finds dating to be her biggest battle yet.

 

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Produced by Catherine Law

Edited & Engineered by Brandon Dickert

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0:00.0

Welcome to season four everybody this is season four of Dear Chelsea. Thank you for helping make us a sweet success. Okay. Hello Catherine. Hi Chelsea. Hi. What's oh my god season four so many things have happened.

0:16.0

I know I feel like these little communities are forming people are reaching out to each other. I can't tell you how many times somebody will hear

0:23.2

Someone call in and they contact me and they'll be like listen

0:26.8

I have the perfect solution for them or I can connect them with someone who can help them

0:30.0

And so I passed their little email along and it's just really wonderful. I was Bernie's could call in. Oh my dog

0:37.7

I wish she could call in because I wanted to know what's on her mind. Oh, I know is all I know is I love her ever since

0:45.2

Bert passed away. Mm-hmm slash got put down. Mm-hmm only because it was the end of the road not because I wanted to get rid of him.

0:53.2

Can you imagine if he pissed me off and I just put him down?

0:56.2

Mm-hmm. Anyway, Bernie's has been a sweetheart. Just the sweetest thing last time she was in bed

1:03.0

I usually have to force her up into my bed which I had to stop doing because she had this really wicked cough

1:08.4

And I say wicked because I'm from Boston in the Boston area

1:11.6

But she had this really wicked cough and I was like, God is she getting like secondhand spoke from all my joints and then I was like is she smoking her own

1:19.1

Joy yeah, and I said you're the doctor and they kept giving her cough medicine and cough medicine and cough pills and it was like

1:26.0

It's not a cough. It's deeper than yeah, so then we took her to another vet and they found out that she has a collapsed

1:32.3

Tracier which they kind of intimated Carla my assistant kind of tried to make it like it was my fault for picking her up her whole life

1:40.4

And I told Carla to just take it down an oxygen shut the front door because that I don't pick her up by her fucking throw

1:47.3

First of all

1:48.7

Secondly, so now when I go up she goes up the doggy stairs

1:51.9

I put a leash on her I guide her up, you know to trapper

1:54.9

Mm-hmm. I like a lobster

1:56.2

But now last night and this has been happening. Yeah, she when I come back for my tour weekends because you know

2:03.0

I've been on my tour I come back and she comes I guide her up the steps and she doesn't go down now

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