Hey there, Ryan Reynolds here.

It's a new year, and you know what that means.

No, not the diet.

Resolutions.

A way for us all to try and do a little bit better than we did last year.

And my resolution, unlike big wireless, is to not be a raging a-a-h-ha-hares

and raise the price of wireless on you every chance I get.

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New customers on first three-month plan only.

Taxes and fees extra.

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It was the hardest thing I've ever had to say to my husband.

Right, there are seven things people always get wrong. Number one, it's about having more sex.

You hurt me more than you will ever know.

Just because you don't understand it, it's not fucking wrong. Number two, someone

always feels jealous. The idea of having sex with you for the next 40 years. I just can't do it.

You are trying to find understanding in a world that no longer makes sense.

Number three, it's an excuse to have an orgy.

She's my dream angel. Sorry, I was just a sick down myself. Number four, it's selfish.

Your honour, my client has been proven to be insane.

That we were ever apart will one day seem like a dream, Monty.

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