If you're looking for love, well you've come to the wrong place.

Because Kirsten and Scali will they don't know a thing.

And the men that they cast on this show are truly a disgrace.

So we don't care about the love that might be there.

Yeah, we just want to see the drama.

Hello everyone and welcome back to the love Island USA coverage here on the hot dummies on islands podcast feed.

Today we'll be talking about love Island USA season five week for part two.

I'm of course, Kirsten McKinnis and I'm joined as I always am by the amazing Brian Scali who covered for me so well earlier this week with the great malgod serve Scali.

What are you doing? Hello, hello, I'm really good.

I want to make sure to once again, thanks, thank Mel for jumping in there and not skip over that.

Well, also wanting to rush straight into the action of this thing.

So it's very tough.

We're in a very difficult situation, not unlike our islanders.

And I just want to say, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

I want to say thank you.

I thank you to the producers of love Island USA who said we're going to torture these people and thank you to the contestants of love Island USA season five for being cracked as hell.

Honestly, look, I saw the like the glimmer of hope at the beginning of this season.

I never did I think we would reach these heights and and lows.

And lows depending on you ask.

Wow, okay, so I guess I wasn't here for the first half of the week.

So I'm just going to give a little bit of my.

So start of Casa more.

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