Hello, hello, welcome to another episode of Alticle M-A-F-S.

I'm your host, Tane, here to talk about, you know, I want to rebrand it. I want to call it what the fuck did I just watch. But it is USA. And I'm shook. I'm shooketh. I'm shooketh. I don't know what I am, but this was a lot. But here to be shooketh with me is my co-host for Love is Blind, which is Brian from Mast Virgin. Hi, Brian. I feel unwell. I feel sick a little bit.

I always say that when I watch Love is Blind, I want mess and I want triangles and I want

lies. And I got all of it and I don't feel good about it. It's not, it's like, it's you, when you want some cheesecake and then you eat the whole cheesecake, you're like, oh, I shouldn't have the whole thing.

Like, this is, this is too much.

Mm-hmm.

I think that it will be better for me to accept that they are going to the mess.

They're not, what is love?

No, what is that? No. No love, no connections, no nothing. We don't care of love is, we just want the mess and just accept it, Tane, and your life would be better because I'm all like, oh, I don't mind the mess, but I want to see the connections, and I'm the idiot who sees them in the pods, and I'm like, oh oh my God, this is so cute. And then I'm reminded

that the heart of men is wicked and also humans gone human and the true colors come out.

Listen. Yes. I had my bachelor party in Denver. Had a great time. My brother went to jail.

I also will never go back because now that I've

seen what they did with maths in Denver and love is blind in Denver, I should not be there.

These are dangerous people. This is what I said when they announced it was why are we going back

to Denver when we did not have a good experience

when we were there. So why are we doing this? It's the same production company unless they're

already committed, unless maybe there's some kind of arrangements with the city of Denver. I don't

know. They probably get a tax break, but I mean, it's not worth it.

Yeah, it wasn't a good experience. So I would have just scrapped it. I mean, there's only one black couple, questionable question mark. We see what happened to Lauren. And it was just like, you know, it's okay. You went in Minneapolis. There was no black people, you know, do what you do. but don't try to fit a square into a round hole and give us whatever this is. Yeah. What about what about Dio? I bet Dio would have been a fine black dude to have on this show. Well, I guess. In his flannel. Shout out Nigeria. But I tell you guys all the time. If a Nigerian is not a reality,

it's not complete. It's just like, they're going to work for every time. But he probably didn't connect to someone. He probably had a journey. Like, the producer is going to say, we didn't think it was worth. We have to devote time to the people that we think. You know, force it. This is not good representation for us. He did seem to have like a British accent.

I think I caught that a little bit.

Yeah.

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