Love Is A Battlefield by Rose Caraway
The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica
Stupid Fish Productions
4.0 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2015
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Today I have my very first Fan-Fic piece, based on Silvester Stallone's The Expendables. I have always had a soft place in my heart for 80's Action Adventure movies. But, they always seemed to be missing one element--sex. So, I have taken it upon myself to create my own version. I do hope you enjoy. I've constructed this story in the same fashion as the movies are. Action, tension, guns, cliches, and of course my favorite element--erotica. I've also dropped my own easter eggs, as Stallone did in his original movies--my little call-backs to some memorable movies or characters that I have a special love for.
Here is the cast of my erotic-action-adventure:
Barney Ross: Silvester Stallone
Lee Christmas: Jason Statham
Gunner: Dolf Lungren
Tool: Mickey Rourke
Hail Caesar: Terry Crews
Crenna: My added character
I'd like to thank the following musical artists:
Tom Fahy
Kai Engel
Jan Morgenstern
Jo
Dexter Britain
Docks
Nine Inch Nails
Fancy Mike
And the feature Credit song Middle Aged Youth by The Flesh Lights.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Lord listeners welcome back to the Kiss Me Quick's erotica podcast. This is your |
| 0:05.6 | favorite sexy librarian Rose Carraway. Today I've got my very first fan fiction story based on Sylvester Stallones, The Expendables movies. |
| 0:18.6 | My story is titled Love is a Battlefield and I am very excited to bring it your way finally. |
| 0:24.8 | But first I've got some really exciting news. |
| 0:28.4 | Our first Stupid Fish Productions full-length audioobook, 10 and a half hours. |
| 0:35.0 | The Sexy Librarians Dirty |
| 0:38.0 | Audio Book is now available in Audible. |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah. I am so freaking proud of this especially after all just the |
| 0:48.3 | trial of getting it out there in ebook with Amazon banning the cover and then us having to redo the cover so the |
| 0:55.6 | cover you will notice in Amazon is different it's the same beautiful sexy girl |
| 0:59.7 | she's protesting though she is on her knees on the same beautiful luscious red chair, but she's got her back |
| 1:07.0 | turned to Amazon because they were, you know, Dicks. |
| 1:10.7 | And, but you will notice that Audible, which is still run through, Amazon, kept my original |
| 1:17.0 | artwork, the beautiful girl in her lovely luscious red chair. She's giving herself some pleasure below a pillow |
| 1:28.2 | and she looks hot doing so. |
| 1:30.1 | She's in the throes. |
| 1:31.0 | She is in the throes of some sexy dirty tails that are. |
| 1:36.3 | I swear to God, I am so... It is hilarious how that cover is okay at one end of Amazon but not the other so whatever's |
| 1:45.1 | so if you are interested in the sexy librarian's dirty 30 audiobook it is available right now in |
| 1:52.0 | audible the e-book is also available it is only |
| 1:55.7 | for a limited time available for two dollars and ninety nine cents so get it well it's hot y'all because it's going to be going back up in |
| 2:04.8 | in price. Yeah, it's a that's a hell of a deal. Some of our finest work if I |
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