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Oh Oh Welcome to Shelf by genre, a show about types of literature in the worlds they imagine.

We are in an interregnum period, where we are watching yet another hallmark film.

This time we are watching 2016's Love in Paradise, directed by Sean McNamara, and starring

Luke Perry, Emmanuel Valje, Tom Butler, and wait a damn minute, he's not on the

thing. Matt Fruhe. Not Fruer. Yeah. He's number four. Yeah. He's great. I'm Cameron and with me as

always are those Hollywood elite fake cowboys, Michael and Austin? I was going to say, it's actually, this is kind of awkward. I've never recorded a podcast before. Most of the time, it's just something they put together in editing and the stunts. I walk up to the microphone and then the director yells cut. And then we get a stunt potter in to do the podcast. And I just kind of pose for the photo, you know? So how do we do this thing? Do we, do I, I touch the microphone? Is that what I do? Yeah. You hold on to it for dear life. And then you put your foot there. Okay. You see where I'm, you see it, yep. And then you just pull with the arm and push with the other leg. Am I doing okay right now? This is this, this is podcasting? You're doing great. Well, I aim to please. Now you need to tell me a little bit about what you think about maybe who rules the world and what their agenda is.

Oh, okay.

Can I tell you this is...

I've heard one or two of these in the past before.

This is shockingly, as far as Hallmark movies and their adjacents go, one of the rare ones that doesn't actually want to tell you

who rules the world and we're all. I mean, it clearly does. And if you just watched this one,

you'd be like, well, yeah, clearly this is about the terrible elites at the coasts. You have no idea.

I've been on a journey. Villainous blonde women. Yeah. I mean, yes, exactly. That is what you would take from this. I would say this is shockingly kind to us coastal elites compared to many other films I've watched in the last like month and a half as I've gone on a hallmark movie journey. Oh, that's right, because you're on, you're on a journey.

Yeah, there's a Discord of Friends I'm in and someone's been putting on Hallmark and other romance movies as like a background, midday, you know, like a watch-along, quiet watch-along thing.

So I've seen a bunch of them.

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