Love in Paradise: The Caribbean, A 90 Day Story: 0201 "The Trouble With Two Tops"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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0:00.0	It's time to come clean come clean. You know, it's pride month. Yeah coming out
0:08.8	Y'all a lot of you wondered you know you some of you don't realize that two gay men can just be friends and not put on
0:15.8	I've never had a relationship
0:18.3	Never had a any type we've never even had a moment. We always knew no to be sisters and
0:25.4	We've really never been honest about the reason
0:28.5	And today we're gonna tell you
0:32.2	You guys the trouble is two tops. We're two tops. Y'all we're two tops
0:41.9	Just kidding we're two big bottoms. I got to say two big bottoms
0:46.1	Oh
0:56.0	Sure I can have a baby after 45
0:59.4	Let me throw these chicken bones
1:02.2	I never thought I'd have a blonde American wife
1:06.6	But when I brought you that ranch dressing I knew I'd be your dipping sauce for life
1:16.9	I booked a dream vacation on a tropical
1:23.3	I only wanted to bone
1:27.3	How could I have known
1:29.3	No
1:50.3	The
1:53.4	I
1:54.9	Can
1:57.8	I am jig, love and tear the dice
2:08.8	It's the size of my arm
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