You're listening to Heaving Buzons, the podcast where two best friends recap romance novels

while squinting at frat libraries and delighting in the hot dummies that visit them.

Go to love what we love and do what I love.

Stack our shelves with the crunchies out.

Shout out from the rooftop.

Can you hear the sound?

Yeah.

Live your best life.

Love it out loud.

Love it out loud.

Love it out loud.

Hey there, HB's.

Sabrina here again.

Still filling in while Mel battles a case of laryngitis

and remains on strict vocal rest. When we left off yesterday, Nick had been adorably stalking

Patrick at his new overnight job, and after a broom closet, Trist, Nick cold-texted Patrick for the first time and asked him on a proper date.

So that's where we're jumping in. So, yeah, love.

So, yeah, they have a date. And we just zoom straight over.

And Nicholas takes Pat in a full tux.

Full tucks.

And Pat says, like, I don't know what to wear via text. And he says anything you wear will be

perfect. Then he shows up in a limousine, in a full tux, and takes him to the opera first. And Pat

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