Love Crimes: Surviving Dating Disasters with Rory Uphold

Relationsh*t with Kamie Crawford

Kamie Crawford

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Let’s be real - some repeat dating offenders belong in maximum-security Relationsh*t prison. This week, we’re joined by Rory Uphold, Host of The Crimes of the Heart Podcast and Author of A Final Girl’s Guide to the Horrors of Dating. We’re getting into why misogyny is tanking your relationships, the art of ignoring red flags and how to reclaim your power in the dating trenches. Rory breaks down why a little petty revenge can actually be good for the soul and why closure is… wildly overrated. Plus, you wrote in with your creepiest, most cursed dating stories and bestie - it’s giving true crime. Follow: @icouldbeblonder Buy A Final Girl’s Guide To The Horrors of Dating : https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-final-girls-guide-to-the-horrors-of-dating-rory-uphold/1148214319 Follow Kamie @kamiecrawford on TikTok and Relationshit @relationshit on IG for more, besties. Watch on YouTube at youtube.com/@relationshitpod and of course, follow the show on Spotify, Apple, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Relationships are hard, and that's why I'm here.
0:03.0	Hey friend, it's Cammy Crawford.
0:05.0	I'm a TV host, producer, and model living in Los Angeles, but you may know me from my work on MTV's Catfish.
0:12.0	Welcome to My Show Relationship, the advice podcast that covers all relationship topics.
0:17.0	The good, the bad, and the straight-up shitty.
0:19.0	Think of me as your big sister that you can always trust to give you the real tea.
0:23.8	Need advice?
0:24.8	Send your story to hello atrelationshippod.com or DM me at Relationship on IG
0:29.6	and tune in for new episodes every Friday.
0:32.6	Talk soon, Bestie.
0:37.7	Happy Friday, Bestie. Happy Friday besties.
0:44.4	How are you?
0:46.6	Mercury is in full-blown microbraids,
0:50.6	and I don't know if she's fucking with you the way she's fucking with me,
0:54.3	but I'm about to go head to head with this bitch.
0:57.2	To-to-to-to.
0:58.7	We have beef, Arbys, we have the meats.
1:05.3	We have beef, me at Mercury.
1:07.0	I don't know what she's had against me these past few days.
1:10.2	Am I the only one? I feel like I'm
1:13.5	going crazy. I feel like I'm going nuts. I feel like I'm going nuts. Like, I don't know if it's
1:20.9	the end of year wind down. You know, I just feel blessed, super busy, booked and busy. We love that for me.
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