LOVE AFTER LOCKUP: 0301 "Stairway to Heaven"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2020

⏱️ 103 minutes

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In the Season 3 opener, we get ALL NEW COUPLE TRAIN WRECKS! We meet John plans a pickup truck wedding; Scott moves 1,200 miles for love; Jessica's family opposes her marriage to a gang member; Shawn risks his 401k for an inmate; Shavel's family thinks Quaylon is guilty until proven innocent. Love After Lockup will normally be on our Patreon--but we're putting the first two episodes out for free on the regular podcast. If you are thirsty for me, join at the $8 tier to get all the hot mess of Love after Lockup, PLUS classic 90day, PLUS binges like Love is Blind and Tiger King. IT'S A DEAL, QUEENS! KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! (Only comes once a month—no more!) WANT EXTRA CONTENT-Subscribe to our GAYtreon! For a Bonus Episode or for our Watch-A-Long Video! TO LEAVE A REVIEW ON ITUNES FOR 90DAY GAYS CLICK HERE!!!!! We recap the WHOLE 90 DAY FIANCÉ UNIVERSE. So come drink the kool-aid, kids. Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, 90DayGays.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find us on the Socials: 90DayGays onTwitter & 90DayGays on Instagram & like our Facebook Page Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to our recap show of Riverdale…yes it’s RIVERMALES! Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Poodle. Yes, we're here. We're trying something new. I hate new things. When's the last time you tried something new, Poodle?
0:10.0	Um, well the last time was when I had sex with my English tier who was male and it kind of worked out.
0:20.0	I've been bound guilty. Guilty y'all. Love that Jamaica.
0:26.0	I've loved in the first degree, but I don't mind.
0:34.0	It's your down. As long as you're here with me. I judge on the jury.
0:43.0	When they hunt my plea, just go fishing in off the ramp. Straight up that report, okay?
0:52.0	They put the blame on me. I see a road with a key.
1:00.0	I'm just a prisoner of love. I'm doing fine.
1:09.0	I'm just a prisoner of love. Love that the lock of y'all.
1:16.0	Watch it y'all. Those little kids. Take away everywhere.
1:25.0	Nothing like a jumpsuit.
1:31.0	So English teacher.
1:38.0	He taught me a lot. Wow. I bet he diagrammed you.
1:45.0	No one diagrams sentences in college. Oh yeah, they don't. This should.
1:51.0	No. You should know how to do that. Why not? No, you already know how to do that.
1:57.0	But isn't there like comp? Wasn't there like, did you ever do a diagramming competition? No.
2:02.0	That is shocking to me. But you have a diagram. You learn all the grammar. You learn all the grammar early.
2:08.0	Do you know they don't even diagram anymore? Of course not. It's like it's kind of just gone the way of the dodo.
2:17.0	Do you agree with that or not? No, they don't know how to do anymore. Right.
2:21.0	Because no one knows how to fucking write anymore. If you've ever graded a college paper, no one knows how to write.
2:28.0	I'm going to get off my soapbox. This is love after lock up. I can't hear myself.
2:33.0	This is love after lock up. That's better. Maybe you need more here. Maybe we need it there.
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