From the Abraham Lincoln Radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

The Armstrong and Joe Getty.

The Armstrong and Getty Show.

Listen to this, I saw that due to the pandemic, there's now a nationwide chicken wing shortage.

No!

And the related story, Joe Biden's approval rating just dropped to 3%.

Get this fixed.

It's not gonna be pretty when a bunch of guys in a sports bar are served the platter of Buffalo cauliflower.

Don't worry, people are taking it in stride until the wings come back, Americans are just dipping their fists directly into the blue cheese dress.

Do we have another shorter joke just to get another joke on? Why not?

The ceremony was watched by a record load 9.9 million people.

Yeah, 9.9 million.

That's like taking everyone who watched Mank and adding 9.8 million.

Yeah, that's probably pretty accurate.

If you saw Mank, there you go.

I prepared.

Yeah, nobody raised their hand.

Yeah, but that joke is probably just pretty accurate actually.

So, Apple out with their new update, I usually put off updates as long as I can. The tech people around here actually said never update your apps.

It's one of the things that he advised me so I don't update much.

But Sean, you updated it because this one is one of the bigger changes they've ever made with phone privacy.

It's supposed to be a game changer for privacy.

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