Hello. Do you need a minute to finish your chips?

No.

But, you know, that is, I mean, you're mostly not gross, but that is a gross sound.

Can you do that into the microphone?

Mm-mm.

No, let me hear.

Eat it full chip.

I don't know why it's gross, like you're just eating, but I hear it, and it's one of the only things that I hear about you that makes me feel a little uncomfortable. But you're just feeding yourself. And it's like, it's not like you're eating anything gross.

It's just a popcorn chip. You just don't love me as much as you used to.

That's not true.

Oh my God. That's the only conclusion I can go to.

I can't quite put a finger on what it is.

I mean, you're mad that what women eat?

No, I never said that. That's the kind of thing I see on Instagram.

People just write stuff like that.

It's like, no, I didn't say I don't want women to eat.

I guess what it is I never notice anyone chewing like that, but I notice you chewing like that.

You think I chew differently than other people?

I don't know.

So what do we do?

Do we still do a podcast after this?

Can we just be completely honest?

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