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🗓️ 25 October 2022
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0:00.0 | So I'm past your house. I'm stopped outside your house. Okay. You come outside. Yep. I point at your porch and say |
0:16.6 | pumpkin just normal initiating conversation. Pumpkin. Great. Just say yes. What's the issue? What's the |
0:29.8 | issue? Just say yes. I basically did. I'm not talking about you. You did. I'm no, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm |
0:36.4 | talking about your next-door neighbor. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm tired. I don't know if I use the word yes. No, you |
0:42.8 | said, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. That was great. Yeah. I like that even better than yes. That's even more |
0:48.3 | exciting for me. Right. I get to the next house. They get their phone out. It's like I'm trying to have |
0:57.2 | a conversation with you. You don't need to talk to someone else when I you don't need to get your |
1:00.9 | porch. What are you going to call the pumpkin and say pumpkin or big pumpkin? He ain't going to answer |
1:05.7 | sweetie. Yes. Just or she. Yes. It's fine. Uh-huh. They're not going to answer honey. That's right. |
1:14.9 | This really the pumpkin. That's that's right. Is very affirming for me. Yeah. As I'm opening myself up. |
1:22.5 | What I said, and I remember it more clearly. I said, uh-huh. And I said, uh-huh. Big pumpkin. Yes. |
1:28.1 | That's right. And I said big pumpkin. Yeah. So that's so crazy because my neighbor is I'm not super |
1:36.3 | close with them. I mean, I'm physically close to them. Yeah. Um, we have a shared. |
1:42.8 | Bathroom. I don't want to call it a driveway. Yeah. I would neither. It's a bathroom. Yeah, we've |
1:49.5 | a shared bathroom. But I do sometimes. Well, I keep my cars in there. I mean, I keep my cars |
1:59.4 | with the bathroom. Okay. Okay. But um, yeah, I I've never had a big problem with them, but that's |
2:09.3 | disappointing. Obviously that they, uh, did they took out their phone when you were when you were |
2:16.8 | saying pumpkin? Um, what do you want me to do from here? Because like I sent them the, uh, |
2:25.2 | letter that you wrote, um, um, uh, exactly as you instructed with no return address, |
2:32.9 | no anything else. Um, I got, they, I got no response directly to, I mean, I guess I wouldn't |
2:40.0 | because of no return. No, there was no way for them to respond. But I just, I, I put it in, |
2:45.6 | I wrote on the envelope you're going to die. And then I, um, I gave them the letter and the drawings |
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