This is a Global Player Original podcast.

I'm Anna White House, the founder of Mother Pucker.

I'm joined by her over there.

Holly Hazelwood in the house.

Ready to rock and roll.

Oh my God.

I've had quite a week.

Did you see my Instagram this morning?

Negative.

Negative.

Do you even follow me?

This is bloody awkward. Have you blocked me? Well, I might have blocked you at one point. Have you ever muted me? Listen, I do follow you. I'm just bloody busy, aren't I? Have you muted me before? Oh, meditized. The thing is, I don't actually need to press a button to mute you. I can do it now. I'm doing it right now,

especially when we've had a night out and at like three in the morning we're chatting shit.

And when I say we, you, we all know it's you. And I just mute. So you just go to blank in

your head and I'm still talking. I like the sound of your dulcet tones like wafting in the air, but I'm not actually focused at all on what you're saying. Sorry. I feel like we should get that out there. Anyway, I'll update you on my attempts to close a gender pay gap, which will affect you and your family. Right, yes. Okay, so if we could just unmute for a minute.

Unmute. Important shit coming up.

So good old Sir Dyson, you know, he's at the helm of the old Dyson brand.

He is lambasted flexible working and just said that it's just a load of fluff and productivity is going to go down the pan.

Backed by absolutely

nothing. It's complete like hot air from archaic mines that have nothing other than empty office

space kind of hung around their capitalist necks. Anyway, well, this is crazy because it's landed

now, so just get on with it, people. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, fiddle sticks. Fiddlesticks. Fiddlesticks to that, Dyson. That's what we say. Anyway, I managed to write a piece about it to have a little bit of event at these kind of blathering dinosaurs. And I'm not going to lie, Paul. Oh, go on. What have you got? So, you know, my first job as a

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