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How Neal Feel

Neal Brennan

Comedy

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2019

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

On this week's show Neal and Bianca discuss:

Neal’s trip to China (00:29)

Prince Andrew (35:26)

Colin Kaepernick (38:24)

Your emails (46:12)

Bombing In The VIP: hotel lounges (50:44)

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, well, Bianca, if it isn't Bianca, it isn't banker, the banker tin detective agency.
0:25.5	I am back. Oriental Neal. We didn't know how to do it. We went to the orient and went to mainland China.
0:38.0	A first for the kid. Never been to the mainland. Been to Hong Kong. And it's a it's a lot of many thoughts.
0:49.6	Bianca. It was it was probably the most foreign foreign country. I've ever been to if that makes sense.
0:58.5	Yeah, that's the you feel real for you feel real far away. Like it Tokyo feels like foreign land,
1:09.0	right? But at least they've heard of English in Tokyo in China. You get in a cab. They don't speak
1:18.6	a fucking lick of English. And I don't speak a lick of Mandarin or Cantonese or whatever any.
1:26.5	And then there's like 20 local ones dialects ethnic minorities. Yeah, there's just neighborhoods.
1:33.1	They're my favorite. Yeah, like different ones. So that was a bit daunting. But the thing that I found
1:41.7	the most daunting was the communism. I know that's crazy. But it's daunting in that they have
1:54.8	the you can't get you need a VPN to get you need a VPN to get on the internet or not to get on the
1:59.9	internet, but to get on the internet and not be tracked and not I couldn't get Google. You can't get
2:05.0	Google without a VPN. But here's the thing I could get a VPN on my phone couldn't get it on my I had
2:10.8	it on my computer, but it kept not linking. So I couldn't really check email. It just felt
2:18.3	it felt creepy. It felt like very controlling. And then the other thing that that I found
2:26.7	just got my headspin and was the amount of cameras around. Not and they're not like local
2:33.5	like store. It's like if you wanted to see the video you'd have to in America, if you want to see
2:40.4	video, you got a subpoena right? No. There when you when you go through customs, they're like,
2:47.7	let's see your face real quick. All right, very good. Scan that. Okay, let's get your fingerprints
2:52.9	going. Great. Uh, now you're it's like if you want to come in our country, we're going to
2:58.9	get everything. Yeah, we can God bless them. They're doing what I don't know what I would do if
3:04.2	I did if I was in charge of 1.6 billion people. I you know, I know that wasn't always a thing.
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