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My mother in Indiana was arrested after students at an elementary school were exposed to

marijuana-laced gummies that she had brought to the school. Teachers became suspicious at recess

when the kids tried to sink up dark side of the moon with Paw Patrol.

He couldn't get through his own party like that.

Police arrested a man after he pulled his car to the side of the road and started having sex with it.

That man, you guessed it, Matthew McConaughey.

If you had somebody at your party looking at your pool table the way Matthew McConaughey does

and walks over at that street, you'd call the police.

You're right.

You okay, dude?

I love the Paw Patrol joke. Very funny.

Please welcome to the Armstrong and Getty show.

Laurie Aratani who covers transportation in similar matters for the Washington Post talking about

the airport of the future. Perhaps San Francisco's SFO. Hi, Laurie. How are you?

Hi, how are you all?

Terrific. Thank you. It's nice to talk to you. What is different about SFO?

So what is different about SFO is the folks that run the security checkpoints.

And this became a threat during the recent government shutdown.

I don't know. I guess we'll see if there'll be another one.

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