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A equals H.

You've arrived at just the right time.

We finished cataloging a pair of related items that have been assigned a single designation.

Lot one, two, three.

They weren't discovered together, but yet,

the language surrounding both is consistent.

We begin with a single sheet of paper.

Edge is slightly bent,

as it forced through a narrow opening.

Only a single line of handwritten text.

Intrigued as to what it is, are you?

This is, I found an extremely bizarre internet survey.

Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk.

These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.

We go by the Obsidian Covenant. Recent initiates include

Dominic Hernandez, now and Zen, Charless Prater, Kelsey Stradenland, and squishy tomatoes.

We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order.

Go to the obsidian covenant.com to receive the sacrament.

Sounds harmless enough, right?

Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on. The I found an extremely bizarre internet survey.

Nobody knows what rock bottom truly is until they've had it.

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