Lot 118 : Don’t Hold The Doors
The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings
Lauren Shand
4.8 • 848 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | For an ad-free experience, visit the obsidiancovenant.com. |
| 0:06.7 | Oh, equals. |
| 0:09.6 | H. |
| 0:10.6 | Hello. |
| 0:11.8 | Welcome in, friend. |
| 0:14.0 | Something came in recently just for you that I'm thrilled to be able to pass along. |
| 0:20.3 | Didn't arrive with anything else. |
| 0:22.8 | No box. |
| 0:24.1 | No paperwork. |
| 0:26.0 | Just the car. |
| 0:28.0 | Worn down from use. |
| 0:30.1 | Magnetic strips peeling. |
| 0:32.7 | Still says transport system on it. |
| 0:36.0 | Barely. |
| 0:37.4 | Doesn't validate. But it opens the gate anyway. |
| 0:42.3 | Now departing from the antiquarium, a transitional tale called Don't Hold the Doors. |
| 0:51.3 | Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk. |
| 1:02.4 | These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium. |
| 1:07.1 | We go by the Obsidian Covenant. |
| 1:11.0 | Recent initiates include Maroon Maiden, Chris Hicks, Isaac Harker, Gretchen Correa, |
| 1:20.7 | the Eldrick Skiffozoa, Lucy Oliva, Bobo Jenkins, and Tina Cook. |
| 1:30.7 | We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order. |
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