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All equals H.

Come in.

Yes, mind the step.

You've been here often enough to know the floor doesn't always agree with newcomers.

Now then, lot 116, a thin volume. The pages are dense with notes and symbols

in multiple hands. Some ink, some graphite, some impressions that are made without pigment at all.

The paper is dry, unusually dry.

And when you hold it for too long, you'll notice a faint sensation, like static, on the skin.

This is Harmony Care Home, Chapter 4.

Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in

brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk.

These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.

We go by the Obsidian Covenant. Recent initiates include

King-sized Tong, Sedangri Crab Man, Skivvy, Let's Get It Bruce. Susie Still?

Jake Manney.

Black Cat 23.

And Rebecca Wadsworth.

We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order.

Go to the obsidian covenant.com to receive the sacrament.

Ha ha ha ha.

Sounds harmless enough, right?

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