Lot 109 : Don’t Read This // The Midnight Game
The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings
Lauren Shand
4.8 • 850 Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | K equals T. |
| 0:06.0 | I know who this is. |
| 0:09.0 | Do come in. |
| 0:11.0 | Yes. There. |
| 0:14.0 | Mind the threshold. |
| 0:16.0 | Now then, lot one zero nine. |
| 0:28.4 | A bound book. Black cover. The title is printed in bold red letters. |
| 0:39.1 | There is no author credit. No publisher's mark. No text on the back cover. The binding material is unfamiliar. |
| 0:42.7 | It does not behave like paper. |
| 0:49.4 | Why don't you curl up by the fire for this one called Don't Read This. |
| 1:01.0 | Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk. These are some of the members of the inner circle of the Antiquarium. |
| 1:06.0 | We go by the Obsidian Covenant. |
| 1:10.0 | Recent initiates include John Jagerline, Pedro Ramos, John Gilbert, Sebastian Martinez, |
| 1:22.4 | Robert Williams, Sam K., Elizabeth Noon, and Charlotte Sicket. |
| 1:33.3 | By the way, Charlotte, I am so happy you are enjoying the veil of mystery blanket we sent your way. |
| 1:41.3 | We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order. |
| 1:46.5 | Go to the obsidian covenant.com to receive the sacrament. |
| 1:52.1 | Sounds harmless enough, right? |
| 1:56.6 | Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister Sinister Happenings and Odd Goings On. |
| 2:04.6 | The Anteisqueryum of Sinister Happenings. The |
| 2:20.3 | The I received a strange package in the mail today. |
| 2:43.2 | It had no return address and no stamp. |
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