Lot 102 : I’ve Been Flying For Almost Thirty Hours…and The Flight Attendants Won’t Stop Crying

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lauren Shand

Society & Culture, Fiction, Drama, Arts

4.8 • 850 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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0:00.0	This lot features a brief non-graphic mention of suicide.
0:03.6	Customer discretion is advised.
0:06.3	G equals W.
0:09.1	Come on in, traveler.
0:11.6	Fasten your seatbelt.
0:13.4	And welcome to Lot 102.
0:16.7	Now, I know we all like a bit of turbulence,
0:20.7	but this one spent more than 30 hours on a flight path too.
0:25.6	Well, you'll just have to stick around to find out.
0:30.6	These headphones arrived inside a standard airline amenity bag.
0:35.6	Attached is a small card that reads in-flight entertainment.
0:41.3	Estimated arrival, 403 AM.
0:46.3	The time is crossed out.
0:49.3	Written underneath in shaky blue ink is, we'll be landing in an hour repeat it again and again until
1:00.5	the ink gouges through the paper before we begin I want to point out some of the
1:06.7	customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above
1:12.5	the front desk.
1:14.7	These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.
1:19.5	We go by the Obsidian Covenant.
1:23.5	Recent initiates include Max Tortorello Allen, Mr. Mr. Logueanimations, Dan Black,
1:35.2	Jessica Rochelle, Jeff, Caroline Gaston, and Julia Moth.
1:45.2	We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order.
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