P equals G.

Well, look who we have here.

Greetings, old friend.

Ah, do mind the shelves there.

Some of the softer pieces have a way of moving around on their own when disturbed.

Now then, lot 099.

A most curious specimen.

A plush bear, well worn, well loved.

It arrived wrapped in parchment that smelled faintly of sage and cheap tequila. The accompanying note read only he just wanted to help.

The story of its origin comes from a celebration gone somewhat spirited.

This is hashtag magic murder bear.

Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk.

These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.

We go by the Obsidian Covenant.

Recent initiates include Stephanie Karbowski, T.G.Z. Thunder.

Kelsey Trapp.

Rolando Foster. Ryan C., L.S., Tavern Tyson, Christopher Nelson, Rufus Cope, and Casey Malden.

We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order.

Go to the Obsidian Covenant.com to receive the sacrament.

Now, where were we?

Oh yes.

Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings. Oh yes Welcome

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