Lot 094 : Conch
The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings
Lauren Shand
4.8 • 848 Ratings
🗓️ 21 September 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | H equals W. |
| 0:05.0 | There you are, right on the tie. |
| 0:08.0 | Come in, mind the salt on the mat. |
| 0:11.0 | I kept something aside I thought you'd want to see with your own eyes. |
| 0:16.0 | A conch shell, pale as bone china and thin as a teacups lip. |
| 0:23.3 | It sits beneath a little bell jar on a mock gilt coin engraved with tiny symbols. |
| 0:29.5 | Don't touch the glass. |
| 0:31.3 | And whatever you do, don't shake it. |
| 0:35.6 | The jar doesn't seat to the base. There's no ridge and the coin. See the bow in it is ever so slightly bent. That matters. |
| 0:49.3 | This came to us from a ring of stones at the waterline. More shrine than sandcastle. |
| 0:57.0 | Someone placed it. |
| 0:59.0 | Someone else took it. |
| 1:01.0 | And that was when the trouble began. |
| 1:04.0 | We call this one conch. |
| 1:08.0 | Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass |
| 1:14.6 | on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk. |
| 1:18.6 | These are some of the members of the inner circle of the Antiquarium. |
| 1:23.6 | We go by the Obsidian Covenant. |
| 1:31.5 | Recent initiates include Becca Wood, |
| 1:34.0 | Alicia Wilder, |
| 1:35.9 | Draculina, |
| 1:38.3 | Christy Smith, |
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