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The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lot 090 : My Name Isn’t Judy // My Daughter’s Imaginary Boyfriend

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lauren Shand

Society & Culture, Fiction, Drama, Arts

4.8850 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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0:00.0

This lot contains disturbing content involving a family pet and graphic horror elements.

0:07.3

Customer discretion is advised.

0:13.7

Ah, there you are. I was wondering when you'd wander in.

0:19.4

There's different when you're about to arrive,

0:22.9

like the shop knows before I do.

0:26.1

Here, step closer.

0:28.8

In this case, on the black velvet,

0:32.3

a dog collar, red leather, brass tag stamped, gaudy.

0:38.3

It's older than it looks.

0:41.3

The leather is cracked.

0:43.3

The holes stretched like something fought against them.

0:47.3

The tag?

0:49.3

Well, if you run your thumb across the engraving, it feels deeper than it should.

0:55.6

The woman who brought it in, she didn't give me much more than a look.

1:00.7

One of those looks that says, don't ask me to tell it again.

1:06.2

Some things, once you've heard them, stay with you in ways you don't want. This is lot 090,

1:16.7

and a tale I call, my name isn't Judy. Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers

1:25.0

whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful

1:28.7

plaque I had made above the front desk.

1:32.7

These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.

1:37.4

We go by the Obsidian Covenant.

1:41.7

Recent initiates include Shannon P, Pam, Lena, Nicole Juntenman, Vincentisrad, Keith Tecklitz, Marvin the Mischievous, Zach Smith, the Crimson Sandwich, and Al Footman.

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