Lot 067 : There’s Something Seriously Messed Up With My New TV

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lauren Shand

Society & Culture, Fiction, Drama, Arts

4.8 • 850 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

*** Extreme trigger warning. Subject matter may be too intense for some visitors. A woman’s new television set becomes a window into the unknown….

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0:00.0	L equals D.
0:05.0	Yes, what is it?
0:06.0	And my name is Allison, this is Harry Jarvis.
0:08.0	We're from the Morning Chronicle.
0:10.0	I wonder if we could come...
0:11.0	Oh!
0:12.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
0:13.0	Caught me with my boots off!
0:14.0	Just catching up on some of my favorite shows.
0:17.0	Nothing you'd be familiar with, mind you.
0:20.0	You see, this particular television is unique.
0:23.7	Very unique indeed. It broadcasts the most truly awful things. Things that simply
0:31.7	should not be. Before you go on and haul it out of here, why don't you sit and join me for an episode
0:39.3	that's just about to start? This one's called There's Something Seriously Messed Up with
0:46.3	my new TV. Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been
0:53.3	etched in brass on this beautiful
0:55.7	plaque I had made above the front desk.
0:59.7	These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.
1:04.4	We go by the Obsidian Covenant.
1:08.2	Recent initiates include Canadian Tuxedo, Kyle Gruber, Rick Owens, Joe Farigno, William Bizzinski,
1:20.2	G. Is Grimy, Annie, Britt, and Michelle Payjack. We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order.
1:32.8	Go to the Obsidian Covenant.com to receive the sacrament.
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