Oh, hello, friend! I've been expecting you!

Your timing couldn't be more impeccable, as I am just about to close up the shop for the day.

In fact, had an item come in for you earlier from a place that takes on a bit of a life of its own once the doors are locked.

An apron from the old West Market.

It's a bit worse for the wear, to be quite honest.

But the fact that this is somehow here, and in your hands now, is a bit of a dark miracle.

What do you say we go to the checkout line for?

I worked as a night guard at a grocery store.

They left a strange set of rules.

Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk.

These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium. We go by the Obsidian Covenant.

Recent initiates include Fallurian Fables, Derek Harrington, Starlight, Diana Parvase,

Queen X. Scorpius, Rodney Wilder, Jessamine, Marissa Bruce, and James Verberg.

We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order.

Go to the Obsidiancovenant.com to receive the sacrament.

Now, where were we?

Oh yes. Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on.

... The I worked as a night guard at a grocery store.

They left a strange set of rules.

I saw the job listing two weeks ago.

Wanted night guard at West Market in...

Yeah.

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