Oh, I know who this is. I've been waiting for you. Wouldn't you know it? Something else has been, too.

Hey, you ever done one of those escape rooms? Sol the series of puzzles beat the clock, maybe pose for a photo afterwards?

Yeah, well, personally, I can be bothered with them.

From certain things, there just is no escape.

You though, why you strike me as the ambitious type.

Curiosity mixed with resourcefulness and a knack for the unexpected.

Here, this red iron key will unlock the door to an experience you won't soon forget.

What do you say we go online for?

I tested a new online escape game on the dark web.

I wish I hadn't.

Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk.

These are some of the members of the inner circle of the Antiquarium.

We go by the Obsidian Covenant.

Recent initiates include Consuelo Bab, Amado Barbosa, Martha Avalo, Becca White, Jessica Hoffman,

Grant Ziegler, Jennifer Warren, Greg, AMC Plus, and Natalie D. Echman. We are ever appreciative of your devotion to The Order.

Go to the Obsidiancovenant.com to receive the sacrament.

Now, where were we?

Oh yes.

Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on.

The... and odd goings on. ...and odd goings on. I tested a new online escape game on the dark web.

I wish I hadn't.

You know those websites on the internet that offer you to answer questions in exchange for a few cents most of the time?

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