Lot 030 : Professor Egghead Season One : Episodes 1 -4

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lauren Shand

Arts, Society & Culture, Drama, Fiction

4.8 • 633 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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If you find a VHS tape titled Professor Egghead’s Adventures….don’t watch it. Professor Egghead Season One : Episodes 1 - 4 Written by Mike J. Langer https://www.youtube.com/@Mikejlanger Narrated by Trevor Shand Starring Nils Frykdahl as Professor Egghead Conan Freeman as Teddy Mark Redfield as The Father Dee Quintero as The Barrista Andrea Richardson as The Hairdresser https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jw3riu/if_you_find_a_vhs_tape_titled_professor_eggheads/ Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer Theme music by The Newton Brothers Additional music by: CO.AG. ([email protected]) The Ceremony by Vivek Abhishek SUBSCRIBE on YOUTUBE: https://bit.ly/3qumnPH Follow on Facebook : https://bit.ly/33RWRtP Follow on Instagram : https://bit.ly/2ImU2JV Baba Yaga by David Wagner / Monst3r The Abandoned by David Wagner / Monst3r Ghost by Tim Beek

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0:00.0	Love is in the air. Come on in, friend, come on in. I bet I know what brings you across this dark threshold. Maybe a gift for a special someone for Valentine's Day. I applaud you for thinking outside the box.
0:24.6	Not sure whether or not it's a good idea, but I applaud you just the same.
0:31.0	Hmm.
0:32.4	Let me see.
0:35.1	As you know, from time to time, we've been getting old VHS tapes in really has become quite the
0:43.2	trend nothing is sweeter than the scent of nostalgia one of humankind's most
0:49.3	cherished delights you will find that this particular tape, however, isn't very sweet at all. So cozy up
0:58.1	real close to a loved one. And remember to be kind and rewind this story called, if you find a VHS tape
1:06.9	titled Professor Egghead's Adventures. Don't watch it.
1:12.5	Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers
1:16.3	whose names have been etched in brass
1:18.7	on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk.
1:23.8	These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.
1:28.3	We go by the Obsidian Covenant.
1:32.3	Recent initiates include Ari Philo, Big Murphy Energy,
1:38.3	Might Divine, Francis de la Paz,
1:42.3	Sicily Smith, Benjamin Membrano, Esme, Kara, and Mr. Insomnia.
1:52.9	We are ever appreciative of your devotion to The Order.
1:58.2	Go to the Obsidiancovenant.com to receive the sacrament. Now, where were we? Oh yes.
2:10.3	Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on.
2:18.3	The story of the same. Teddy's VHS collection.
2:37.0	Teddy's VHS collection never really came up in conversation. Sure, occasionally I'd say
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