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The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lot 008 : I Am A Deep Sea Diver // Death Walks Into A Bar

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lauren Shand

Arts, Society & Culture, Drama, Fiction

4.8633 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2023

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

I Am A Deep Sea Diver - Written by Lighting Nations Follow the subreddit r/thoughtindustry for more Death Walks Into A Bar - Written by K.G. Lewis For more, go to https://www.amazon.com/stores/K.%20G.%20Lewis/author/B07TWJM7FG Stars Trevor Shand, Chris Koehne, Anthony James, Seth Autumn, Lauren Clare, Jarrett Raymond Featuring Stephen Knowles as the Antique Dealer Theme music by The Newton Brothers Additional music: CO.AG ([email protected])

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and thanks for dropping in.

0:07.7

Take your time and look around the shop.

0:10.7

Every item has a story.

0:12.8

One darker than the next, unfortunately.

0:15.4

For instance, this barnacle covered tank and mask over to your left? It's the subject of a disturbing course of events.

0:24.4

Make sure you come up for air for this one called,

0:28.2

I am a deep sea diver.

0:31.5

Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on.

0:39.3

The Antiquariam of Sinister Happenings I'm a deep-sea diver.

1:08.2

In case you missed it, scientists recently released audio footage of a cavern collapse along the ocean floor.

1:14.0

They're lying.

1:15.8

All names have been changed to keep me out of hot water.

1:18.7

Legally speaking.

1:20.8

For six days, I shared a cramped metal pod with three other divers,

1:25.4

594 feet below sea level. At that depth, there was a constant

1:30.4

risk of explosive decompression, which would result in the cholesterol from our veins being about

1:35.4

the only thing left to bury. On the sixth day, a grainy voice spoke over the comms link and gave us a green light.

1:43.3

Then boss told us to strap on our suits.

1:46.4

These came equipped with circulating hot water systems to prevent hypothermia. Typically,

1:51.5

four-man teams split into groups of two alternating shifts, not us. Boss was 42 years old and a good

1:58.6

family man. I remember how choked up his voice got speaking with his daughter before submersion.

2:03.9

When he found out my wife was pregnant, he gave me some great advice.

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