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The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lot 007 : Malum Oceanum

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lauren Shand

Arts, Society & Culture, Drama, Fiction

4.8633 Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

..and the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood. She Sells Sea Shells By The Seashore / The Sea Is A Cruel Mistress - Written by Xx_Kronik_xX Follow the subreddit r/KronikNightmares for more You’ve Actually Heard This Before, I Just Made Sure You Forgot - Written by Lighting Nations Follow the subreddit r/thoughtindustry for more Stars Rebekah Kennedy, Lauren Clare Featuring Stephen Knowles as the Antique Dealer Theme music by The Newton Brothers Additional music: CO.AG ([email protected])

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0:00.0

Greetings and salutations. Thanks for stopping by to visit our collection of Curios.

0:14.9

Ah, you've got good taste. That's a genuine helm, straight off a galleon destined for hell. It'll carry you across

0:24.5

a trilogy of dark adventures. She sells seashells. The sea is a cruel mistress, and you've

0:33.4

actually read this before. I just made sure you forgot.

0:38.3

Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on. The Not much is known about the woman who sells seashells by the seashore.

1:26.9

Only that she appears just before sunset, right through

1:29.6

to morning, standing behind a table full of wares. People that have seen her claim to have

1:35.3

seen different things laid out, things that were not always nice. But the thing that always

1:41.3

remained consistent with each account was the vast array of glimmering seashells,

1:46.8

dangling from streams, seemingly being held up by the air itself.

1:53.1

To everyone outside our small village, she is a myth.

1:57.6

A tale told to children.

2:00.1

But to us, she is a horrible reality. As I said before, we don't know much about her, but we do know that she has been here far longer than we have. Every morning at 6 o'clock, everyone in the village has to go to the seashore and place a single shell that has been generously coated in their own blood.

2:20.8

You can't trick her with animal blood either, she will know.

2:25.0

Many have tried to take her for a fool, and many have found themselves being chopped up and sold as her wares.

2:32.7

Some say the blood is what gives the shells their beautiful shimmer.

2:37.0

Others say that we are contributing to summoning something, that all these centuries

2:43.0

of our ancestors and our own blood offerings were to bring forth something unknown and maybe

2:48.0

even apocalyptic. All I know is she scares me. Enough so that I will

2:55.2

happily drain every last drop of my life essence for her if it means I won't end up being

3:01.4

sold in parts on her table as those shells clanked together above my mangled remains.

3:09.8

I have never bought anything from her before.

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